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Hey UBA Family, by now I am sure many of you know I own my own publishing company, as well as being a published author. Well my new book "From Gigolo to Jesus" comes out this week. 11/15 and on the 11/27 the wife and I are going to be the keynote speakers for the Holiday Book Fair in Jamaica, Queens.
I am asking all the UBA memebers to pass the info on to others as well as come out and support. Come out get a signed copy of one of my books. As well as one of the books from the other authors I work with. Here is the information.
HOLIDAY BOOK FAIR
This event is planned to start at 11:00 am on Nov 27, 2010 at THE HARVEST ROOM@ JAMAICA FARMERS MARKET in New York, Jamaica.
By now you either heard about it or seen it on your facebook page, googled it on You Tube or still have it on your damn phone if you was at Jib this past Monday. Yep it happened Silk getting BIG PAWED BY THE BIG DAWG from Strictly Business. Yes Silk Nixon has joined a steady fast GROWING group of the 5 PIN SMACK. All UBA bowlers are trying their best to turn down their membership but as you can see from various videos, emails and personally seeing it yourself the 5 PIN SMACK can make you a member.
I have no choice but to take this smack with honor knowing i'm not by myself and I will have more company
PS Next time smack me with our UBA 5 PIN SMACK POWDER HMMMMMM
SILK NIXON
BLACK REIGN
IT DOESN'T RAIN LIKE BLACK REIGN
1st Place Robert Rojas (Silent Killerz)
2nd Place Roderick Mahon (Silent Killerz)
3rd Place Harvey Ware (Silent Killerz) (also threw a 300 game)
Highest Series Roderick Mahon
1st High Game Roderick Mahon (Silent Killerz)
2nd High Game Harvey Ware (Silent Killerz)
3rd High Game Harvey Ware (Silent Killerz) & Tommy (Young Gunz)
Roderick, Rojas, and Scott (Silent Killerz)
Def 3 out of 3 games
Biz, James, and Tynell (Bounty Hunters)
Eddie (Silent Killerz) Def Zuri (Strictly Bizness) 2 out of 3 games
Black (Silent Killerz) Def Lil Man Classic Walk Down) 2 out of 3 games
Ninja (Black Reign) Def Jay (Silent Killerz) 3 out of 3 games
Lil Man (Classic walk Down) def Purple (Silent Killerz) 1 game
B Boy and Zuri (Strictly Bizness) Def Eddie and Purple (Silent Killerz) 2 out of 3 games
Patrick Gibbs (Silent Killerz) Def Jalisa (Young Gunz) 1 game
Stephanie (Classic Walkdown) Def Jalisa (Young Gunz) 2 out of 3 games
Jason and George (Trash Talkers) Def Micki and Ninja (Black Reign)
Terrence (Young Gunz) Q (Bounty Hunters) Def Spike (LI Boys) Mitch (Strictly Bizness) 3 out of 4 games
Ice (Silent Killerz) Def Lil Man (Classic Walk Down) 2 out of 3 games
Black (Silent Killerz) Def Lil Man (Classic Walk Down) 2 out of 3 games
Purple (Silent Killerz) Def Stephanie (Classic Walk Down) 3 out of 3 games (Revenge Match)
Ric Cash (Silent Killerz) Def Bones (Classic Walk Down) 2 out of 3 games
Pot Winners
1st Pot Bounty Hunters
2nd Pot Strictly Bizness
3rd Pot Trash Talkers
High Game
1st Place - Silent Killerz
2nd Place - Classic Walk Down
Team
1st Place - Strictly Bizness
2nd Place - Silent Killerz
2nd Pot
High Game
1st Place - Young Gunz
2nd Place Silent Killerz
Team
1st Place - Silent Killerz
2nd Place - Strictly Bizness
3rd Pot
High Game
1st Place - Classic Walk Down
2nd Place - Bounty Hunters
Team
1st Place - Classic Walk Down
2nd Place - Bounty Hunters
Rojas and Curtis (Silent Killerz)
defeated (2 out of 3)
Billy and Q (Bounty Hunters)
Series
SKB 456/507/433 = 1396
BH 416/364/444 = 1224
defeated (3 out of 3)
Troy and James (Bounty Hunters)
Patrick (Silent Killerz)
defeated (1 game)
Troy (Bounty Hunters)
James (Bounty Hunters)
defeated (2 out of 2)
Rojas (Silent Killerz)
Purple (Silent Killerz)
defeated
Bones (Classic Walk Down)
Stephanie (Classic Walk Down)
defeated
Purple (Silent Killerz)
Kash, Horse, and Mark (Black Reign)
defeated (2 out of 3)
Rod, Gus, and Curtis (Silent Killerz)
Rod (Silent Killerz)
defeated
Kash (Black Reign)
All matches took place on the first floor of Cozy Lanes.
2nd Pot Independent
3rd Pot Strictly Business
4th Pot Silent Killerz
5th Pot Bounty Hunters
Our guys took 1st and 3rd in the top 3 of the Scratch Division
Our guys took 1st, 6th, and 2 other places in the top 10 for the Handicap Division
Got to love it!!!!!! Will post all match results that we orchestrated in the following post.
Classic Walk Down, I can respect your swagger, however your man Little Rod Dawg, had to pay tonight at Cozy, for using my government on FB while refusing to call me Big Dawg like I told him! Well UBA, Paul Rodriguez, was forced to call me Big Dawg. He won the first two (1st game was a win only because I opened in the tenth), then he Lost a 62 pin advantage in the 3rd (235-165, with a miss in the tenth playing around) He then ups the money to only lose the next two games 204-180, 223-174... So sir its Big Dawg aka "Let You Tell It" reppin STRICTLY BIZNE$$
Thanks for the Gas money.
I may be new to UBA, but I am nowhere new to bowling, yes I am an old head. First and foremost I am mentally tough so "miss me with the intimidation" it doesn't work your either going to Lose or Beat me, But like Grandma said in the Klumps "I Aint No Easy Win Ni****a!!!" I do this for fun and you can't bait me into giving away cash. But if you want to fund Strictly Business and our many ventures we will accept your monetary offers..
Since I am an educator please write this down you will be tested on it later after you lose... Lets Begin.....
UBA Squad: Strictly Business... You may now make up your jokes, this is why your reading.
My UBA Name: "Let You Tell It" speaks for itself. You may hear me called Big Dawg, if you can't figure that out stop drinking cheap booze that cost $1 per fifth. If we bowl and you lose, as my name says, "You" explain the reason you lost, I could care less what your excuse is going to be on why you have less pins then me. If you win, I'll shake your hand and still care less. But you'll have my respect for 13.45 minutes maybe 20 if the Pepsi is on you. After that I could still care less
I hope your taking notes there will be a test after bowling.
Video tapping: I have a real life where parents pay attention to what I do when I am on camera please don't act like we are in the bar 27 pints in.. Its all I ask. Remember nothing is lost on the net.. Thank You for respecting my wishes.. Moving on!!
Bowling Style: Old School. 25-15, 20-10, maybe when I really feel like bowling 15-5 and get my Walter Ray on!! (Pause) I don't cover a thousand boards with 20mile a hour of revs. I am writer and do a lot of typing, my wrists are important too me (Pause!! Yea you thought about saying something) Man please who wants to throw the ball like a damn baseball! To sum up my style I am like a good mini van, looks OK, effective for what it is, But chicks aren't going to think it's hot,, but on a cold day they'll rock with you. I'll make 195-249 look real good!!
Thoughts on Bowling period: Its not that serious, I have been around this sport since 1980 and have seen real pro's and cats who love to sit in the bowling alley and talk about the cats they see each week and gamble with. Not impressed. If I haven't seen you under the lights on ESPN you can be got!! Hell, I got Parker Bone in a Pro Am years ago.. (Pause) Yea he was going hard too. (Pause) 269 to 255.. What!! Did it make me any money nope so as I said "Its not that serious" but some of you name dropers like stuff like that so I figured I play to the crowd.. Are you still paying attention. Your notes better be up to par,, I am going to check when I see you on the lanes.. For the record and in all seriousness, I educate children for a living, write books, publish other folks book and speak in public around the country. When I tell you I can't make a UBA event I am far from scared, I am out making a difference. If its that serious I'll come to your house and give you a shot at beating me. (Pause since that seems to effect the way some of you think) The few dollars I win or lose means nothing since I don't feed my family or my business from bowling. Don't get that excited as I said its not that serious. But if you let a cat like me beat you and you live in a bowling alley you suck and you should jump off a bridge.. The Verrazano will do the job!! Watch Saturday Night Fever if you don't believe me.. What You've never seen it!! Damn Youngin!! Tony was man and Bayridge got shine.. I degress please forgive me.. I had a Bee Gee's song stuck in head.
Finally, Please take note,,,,,
My Mantra >>>>>>>> A mantra is a sound, syllable, word, or group of words that are considered capable of "creating transformation" Told you I was an educator, write that down also, I am sure it will be on the test after a loss. Plus you know you didn't know what word meant.. LOL
The all year Mantra (there's that word again) will be as follows.
1. My UBA name is "Let You Tell It" don't get offended when I don't indulge your fantasies of beating me.
2. I'm like the L.A. Clippers, I am not supposed to win, I have as much talent as any Cat in the league, PLEASE don't let me be ahead in the 9th frame.
4. Put Your Powder away.. I am not getting slap and filmed for missing a damn 5 pin!! OK so I won't fall in line.. Do I strike you as a Cat who does! Hope your still taking notes.
3. I have BILLS, YOUR NOT GETTING MY SHIRT or MY GRANTS & BENJAMINS! if you don't know what those are, you have been broke for too long and bowling might not be for you since you are obviously not making enough money in your life.. OH WELL!!!
Thank you for taking the time out to learn who Big Dawg is..
Not for a moment of reality, my websites are www.BravinPublishing.com and www.KLthewriter.com and I am really a 14 year educator and I am trying to change the world. If you would like one of the books I have written please let me know, UBA bowlers get a discount on any purchase and if you want to write a book you'll get a discount on our services. If you're having problems with your child's education don't wait until their failing to ask me some questions on what can be done to save their grade and self-respect. Also if you want a professional plan written up, you'll get a discount on that for being a UBA bowler. Now lets have fun and see where we all can take this UBA thing.. God Bless.
K. L. Belvin aka Big Dawg aka "Let You Tell It"
